The "I'm so fancy" makeup vanity

You may remember from an earlier post that I picked up a gem of a vanity off Kijiji. It was everything I wanted, except, in the photo I saw, the desk looked white, and pristine.

Tee hee hee, I'm actually yellow

Okay, minor setback, but I was prepared for this. I started this blog because I'm going to update all my furniture to match, and look sophisticated and mature, unlike the hodgepodge apartment I live in now.

I got to work sanding with 120 grit sand paper. Side note, I need to wear gloves to do this because touching sandpaper might be one of the grossest feelings ever. Just thinking about it gives me goosebumps.

Oh, did I mention that I have been living the life of luxury, as I've had the freedom of my dad's woodworking shop to do all this in. Need a screwdriver? We have 30!

The gourmet's work station

I primed the entire desk with this stuff:

To confirm, it's good stuff

I removed the hardware from the drawers as well to ensure perfect coverage.

Looks like it's smiling with a monocle

As with all projects, I hit a snag in the road. I wanted to fill all the detail lines with silver paint to really bring them out, but I do not have surgeon-steady hands and none of my surgeon friends accepted an invitation to the cottage to refinish furniture. It ended up looking like I was painting these drawers on top of the dryer with a cycle of soccer cleats in, and it took a lot of work to correct all the mistakes once it dried.

Also, you can tell I am an amateur. I'm sure there is a name for when the wood has those detailed lines in them but I have no idea what it is and don't even know where to begin with Google to find it.

So, after silvering (and then cleaning up) the detail on the drawers only, I decided to give up on that dream and leave the rest in my light grey paint.

I'm so beautiful

Onto the fun part, the hardware!

The old handles were a green, "I'm 100 years old and poorly maintained" colour. I had the idea to use a silver chrome spray paint to make them almost mirror-like.

First, I spray painted them with a gold metallic to give the base an even, warm-toned colour. I'm not sure this actually had any effect on the finished product.

Secondly, I spray painted them all over with the silver chrome, which looked awesome immediately.

Some tips on spray painting:

1. Do this in a well-ventilated area. I picked the outdoors in cottage country. I think there's lots of oxygen there.

2. Find a good surface to do this, where your pieces are kind of raised so you can get to all angles. I turned a recycling bin upside down and covered with the plastic bag I left the hardware store with when I purchased the spray paint.

3. Shake for like 2 minutes. It's the longest 2 minutes of your life.

4. Get a painting mask so you aren't breathing in the fumes. Unless you're into that. *until I get bored does not condone this. Also, get gloves.

5. Spray away from the hardware for like 3 seconds so you have a good stream coming out that is even.

6. Spray that ish from every angle; leave no crevice uncovered. I did a complete 360 around the recycling bin to ensure everything was thoroughly covered.

7. Let dry for like an hour. I don't know, I left it over night, but I bet an hour is good enough.

So in the end, they turned out like this:

Hey everyone, come see how good I look

Seriously, you would pay to own this, wouldn't you?! (If the answer is no, please skip to the next question).

This piece isn't totally done. I hate the laminate on top of the desk,  but I didn't want to paint it grey because it won't be a very nice surface to do makeup on. Instead, I'm calling around to all custom glass and mirror shops in Toronto to see if they will cut me a piece of mirror with one scalloped edge. So far one company has said no, so if any readers have people in the mirror industry, send them my way!

- Until I get bored

The Hokey Cottage Dining Table is now a Sophisticate's Dream

When my parents said they were going to get rid of the dining room table from the old cottage that my dad built with his own two hands, I thought, what a great opportunity to keep a piece of the family and save some bucks for the new apartment. Little did I know how much work would go into it.

Oh yes, it's wayyyy yellow

After getting sick of the colour quickly, my mom put a tablecloth on top and some of the under-fluff got stuck. So during step 1 of sanding the table down and filling scuff marks, I also had to peel off mini Santa beards.

See my fluff

After sanding with fine grit sandpaper (120 for what it's worth) and filling holes with wood filler (which takes about 30 mins to dry), I primed the whole thing.

All that prime

The reason this dining room table was so misleadingly difficult was because the ENTIRE thing was yellow, under pieces as well. This took 2 hours per coat to get everything done.

I used a regular primer that, and this is the important part so listen up, it adheres. It needs to say it adheres. Why? Shouldn't all primers adhere? Yes, probably, but the nice lady at the hardware store said it was important. So I bought the least expensive kind, just to try and cover up the yellow. There is still debate within my household if primer is necessary, but I was following instructions from another DIY blogger (livelovediy.com), and I wanted to do it by the blog.

Now here's where my heart sank:

Ohhhh nooooo

After my first coat I thought I would need 6 coats before this stupid table looked finished. 

Instead of crying over streaky yellow stripes, I took the rest of the day off.

Don't worry, dear reader, it turned out to only need one more coat all over, and an extra roller of paint on the top surfaces.

Some tips for painting furniture:

1. Long strokes

2. LONG STROKES

3. You can use a brush or a roller, but for the love of all that is holy, literally make strokes that go from one end to the other

The final step, and perhaps an unorthodox one, which caused some more debate in my house, was the top coat I added. I used a thin layer of polyacrylic, the same stuff my dad is using to seal the hardwood floors as a top coat on my dining room table, for a smooth finish and an easy-to-clean surface.

Conversation between me and my dad:

Me: the polyacrylic kinda gets foamy sometimes

Dad:...... you need to go really slowly with that stuff or you'll get lots of bubbles

Me:.... that information could have been brought to my attention AN HOUR AGO! (said like Adam Sandler in The Wedding Singer)

And da da da daaaaa, the finished product:

Check out the gams on that table

A model of sophistication

So, for my very first attempt at furniture updating, I'm quite happy with the results. Are there mistakes? Absolutely. But let's just imagine that in the new 600 square foot apartment, you won't be able to notice any.

- Until I get bored

RUDE Awakening

Hey guess what?!

It's taken me 3 days to finish these 2 pieces of furniture. Not like 8 hours per day,  but with all the drying time... 3 days!

Kind of a nightmare.

The other blogs I've read make it seem like this is so easy and takes no time to update furniture. But it's the summer and I'm working outside and it's hot as something that's hot outside. I can safely say that my (blood) sweat (and tears) went into this furniture rejuvenation.

The top of the vanity is laminate, so I'm looking for a Toronto-based custom mirror cutting company to give the vanity that wow factor I'm looking for.

This was a lovely Essie 'ballet slipper' manicure just three days ago.

In conclusion, I'm going to stick with this DIY thing, but I'm going in with eyes wide open going forward.